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What company would pay for timed exclusives? I mean really?!


Thanks for the hypocritical sentiment Phil Spencer, I am really glad I did not have to wait a whole fucken year to play the new Tomb Raider game on my PS4. Not only was it a timed exclusive on the … Continue reading

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Microsoft’s throws after party at GDC, everyone unhappy


Really?! I mean what the actual fuck.  If you weren’t comfortable with the female dancers or the situation then leave. You aren’t a fucken tree with roots, you have the ability to remove yourself from any situation. It is really retarded that people feel … Continue reading

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Someone wrote erotic fiction about clippy from Microsoft


It was only a matter of time before someone wrote erotic fiction involving paperclip wait, what?…Someone wrote a erotic fan fiction novel titled “Conquered by Clippy” and you can buy it for $3 on Amazon. It is 4,000 page “master piece” the … Continue reading

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