Author Archives: larch

About larch

I am a cucumber in a fruit bowl.

How I would fix the DC Extended Universe movies


The DCEU universe that DC and Warner Brothers have created the past few years is busy coming down around there heads, especially after the release of The Justice League movie. Here is how I would go about un-fucking what Warner … Continue reading

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Upcoming animated Spiderman movie looks amazing


Can I just say for the record that the trailer for Spiderman: Into The Spider-Verse absolutely blew me away, I had absolutely no idea that Sony, Columbia, Sony Animation and Marvel were working on this project. And even more surprising is … Continue reading

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Bungie: Same old bullshit song and dance


Amazing how many things at Bungie nowadays “don’t work as planned” and how many “mistakes” are being made. Almost like they know what they are doing and keep getting caught with their pants down. First it was them implementing shaders … Continue reading

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Tracing the roots and history of loot boxes


Microtransactions like any “good” supervillain in a superhero story, needs a good origin story. So I will be looking at who “created” the concept and where the concept originally found its roots, and who were some of its early adopters. Loot … Continue reading

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Death Stranding hype and the Cult of Kojima


How did Death Stranding become so hype? Geoff Keighley and others in the video game industry have put Kojima on this pedestal where he’s supposedly this artistic genius when honestly I feel Kojima peaked with Metal Gear Solid 1 & 2 and … Continue reading

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