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About larch

I am a cucumber in a fruit bowl.

And just like that I lost interest in the new Dragon Age


“Boss! Our stock prices are crashing, pre-orders and sales are down for the 3rd consecutive holiday season, people are not responding well to us injecting social and political commentary into our video games. What should we do to fix this?” … Continue reading

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SonicFox and the Video Game Awards Cringe…


So a gay black furry won best Esports player and accepted the award in his fursuit at the Video Game Awards 2018, it sounds like a setup to a joke, but it really isn’t. It is an actual thing that … Continue reading

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Far Cry: New Dawn when you need outrage to sell a game


The announcement of Far Cry: New Dawn and its cover reeks of Ubisoft trying to appeal to the same crowd that threw their toys out of the cot after the release of Far Cry 5. Not that the franchise holds … Continue reading

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Journalists now writing hit pieces on support animals


Imagine having such a slow news day that you are willing to write a hit piece on a dead ex-president’s support dog Sully. I cannot tell if it is new levels of stupidity or a new low for journalism. I … Continue reading

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Welcome to the Bethesda/Fallout 76 shit show!


Bethesda simply cannot catch a break, can they? From abandoning what made the franchise so amazing, to the disastrous bugs which included one that deleted your entire game which meant that you had to re-download the entire game from scratch. … Continue reading

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Battlefield V: Get Woke, Go Broke


John Ringo’s term “get woke, go broke” is pretty apt for this situation since announcing Battlefield V and re-writing history and inserting woman everywhere it sure seems to have worked out for them. So much so that mere week after release … Continue reading

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