Someone wrote erotic fiction about clippy from Microsoft


cover-12-312x500It was only a matter of time before someone wrote erotic fiction involving paperclip wait, what?…Someone wrote a erotic fan fiction novel titled “Conquered by Clippy” and you can buy it for $3 on Amazon. It is 4,000 page “master piece” the author describes his writing as follows:

“He writes from the heart instead of wasting time with research or experience” 

I will just leave the above quote and let you make your own assumptions. He is also credited for another “master piece” titled: “Taken by the Tetris blocks” The book is sure to be the next Hollywood block buster:

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“Christie Aackerlund doesn’t need help with anything. So when the world’s biggest technology company offers to fly her to a remote location and investigate an alien artifact, all by herself, she’s all like “I’ll do it! But the artifact isn’t what it seems, and soon an overly helpful giant living paperclip is getting her all bent out of shape.”

It looks like you’re trying to have sex with a piece of software. Would you like some help? Or contact customer support for some psychological advice?

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